I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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