I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
