Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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