My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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