Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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