: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
that's an acceptable place to lick
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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