My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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