I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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