in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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