If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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