I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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