I love black thongs
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter