OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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