OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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