I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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