Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
nut hugger
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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