I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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