Porn is love you can see.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
