Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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