Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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