? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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