So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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