Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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