He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Terrible idea I love it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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