There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Mom said you looked used
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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