If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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