is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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