the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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