how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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