Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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