why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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