so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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