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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
dude. I can hear the air.
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