You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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