his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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