First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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