Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Randomize
