I hate all girls vehemently.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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