Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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