my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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