I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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