my mouth tastes like poor choices
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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