Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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