I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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