Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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