just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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