Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
