My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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