I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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