I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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