She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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