We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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