It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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