Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
