Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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